Why I'd Rather Be Coding Than Cleaning – But Here's Why I Do Both

Alright, imagine this: I'm knee-deep in coding, juggling graphic designs, and bam! I notice a dust bunny the size of Bella, my Border Collie, staging a coup under my desk. So, why, with all the tech and entrepreneurial hats I wear, am I talking about dusting and vacuuming? Because, my friends, even a tech-savvy, app-building guru has to deal with the mundane. And let's be honest, I'm not just going to sprinkle some smart dust that commands my army of non-existent nano-cleaners to whisk away the dirt—though, how cool would that be?

When Life Gets Messy, Good Cleaning Isn't Just a Sweep Under the Rug

Here's the deal: Between running a business, mentoring a vibrant team, and ensuring my three kids haven't turned our home into a scene from a post-apocalyptic movie, things need to stay clean. But, as much as I'd love to, I can't just pause life—or a killer brainstorming session—to scrub toilets.

That's where professional cleaning services come into play. I'm all about efficiency and effectiveness in business, and let me tell you, delegating cleaning to those who do it best isn't just smart—it's necessary.

And while we're on the topic, why settle for any service when you can opt for certified cleaning professionals? These folks aren't just swinging mops; they're trained assassins targeting germs and grime.

I Tried, I Tested, and Here's What Ticked

With the constant traffic of ideas, dogs (yes, the husky sheds like there's no tomorrow), and kids in my house, move-out cleaning isn't just for moving out. It's for sanity. After my last home office revamp—thanks to Ethan's 'help' turning a simple reorganization into a full-blown cable apocalypse—getting professional cleaners was not a luxury; it was survival.

And, dining out might be a break from my own culinary experiments (trust me, the kids are still talking about my tofu surprise), but restaurant cleaning services? Those are the backstage heroes making sure our favorite family hangout spots keep us coming back without giving us last week’s special as a parting gift.

Choosing the Right Cleaning Crew: A Checklist

The Must-Haves:

• Look for the sparkle, not the sparkle promise.
• Training certificates? Show them, don't just mention them.
• Equipment that doesn’t look like it’s been passed down since the Stone Age.
• Eco-friendly products because, well, Ashley insists—and she’s right.
• Reviews that sound like real humans wrote them.
• A team that understands the art of stealth cleaning. I don't need a parade when I’m on a call.
• Flexibility—because life with three kids and three dogs is anything but predictable.
• Their ability to tackle the epic 'Snowball vs. Bella fur tumbleweeds'.

In my experience, finding a cleaning service that ticks all these boxes isn’t just about keeping the house or office physically clean; it’s about clearing mental clutter so I can focus on what I do best—innovating, creating, and occasionally, making horribly great dad jokes.